Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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