you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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