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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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