I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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