Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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