Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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