yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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