doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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