we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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