Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I must be too annoying 4 u.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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