erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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