afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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