i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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