We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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