im gay
i know
yea but for you.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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