You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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