Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Let's paint friendship bongs
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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