So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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