its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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