Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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