Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Drunk walkin through police station. America
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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