She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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