Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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