wakey wakey hands off snakey
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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