the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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