Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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