my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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