We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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