This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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