Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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