know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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