Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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