Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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