kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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