Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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