Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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