i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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