I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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