Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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