everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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