who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
