i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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