Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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