Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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