just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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