Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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