the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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