found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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