hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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