No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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