Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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